You already know that Owain Oakwood writes quirky paranormal fiction described on a good day as “Discworld in the Peak District”, and on a bad day as “if the darkness crawling behind my eyes doesn’t get any better, I’m going to need an exorcist.” What you don’t know is that he lives in a cave under Minninglow Cairn, a lifestyle he claims is an occult choice, but is actually a consequence of climbing rope failure.
Owain does not believe anything he writes, except when it is dark, and especially when it is windy.